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Friday, June 15, 2007

Headline News Chez EditorMom

Breaking news today at EditorMom's:
Doc Says Triglycerides Too High, Take More Meds, Get Off Butt and Move

Husband Calls at Lunch, Says, "I Told You So"

Wife Tries to Reach Through Phone and Clock Husband on Balding Head

Middle Son Whines, "There's Nothing Fun to Do-o-o-o-o!"

Youngest Son Arriving Home on School Bus Shortly; Experts Predict He'll Pick Fight with Big Brother

Experts Proven Right

EditorMom Heroically Transmutes Manuscript's Medical Korean English to Medical English

Husband Waltzes in Front Door with Restaurant Lasagna

EditorMom Vows to Change Family's Eating Habits

Family Chows Down While Relaxing with Stupid TV


6 comments:

Songbird said...

Ah, I'm glad to hear the experts were right. Or I'm sorry.

Katharine said...

The experts also expect that youngest son will eventually mature and pick fewer fights. ;-)

alicia said...

Ha! Thanks for this Saturday morning laugh - or, reality reminder :)

Willie Hughes said...

Your kids are still in school? Can we send a couple your way till the end of YOUR school year? ;-)

Katharine said...

Sorry, Willie, but you wouldn't get much relief. School here will be done by the middle of next week. ;-)

Imperatrix said...

Ah, yes -- those dratted headlines! Hope your weekend wasn't so newsworthy ;-)

I'd do more exercise, if my body didn't rebel each time I tried to start a regimen!

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