Doc Says Triglycerides Too High, Take More Meds, Get Off Butt and Move
Husband Calls at Lunch, Says, "I Told You So"
Wife Tries to Reach Through Phone and Clock Husband on Balding Head
Middle Son Whines, "There's Nothing Fun to Do-o-o-o-o!"
Youngest Son Arriving Home on School Bus Shortly; Experts Predict He'll Pick Fight with Big Brother
Experts Proven Right
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Husband Waltzes in Front Door with Restaurant Lasagna
EditorMom Vows to Change Family's Eating Habits
Family Chows Down While Relaxing with Stupid TV
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Ah, I'm glad to hear the experts were right. Or I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteThe experts also expect that youngest son will eventually mature and pick fewer fights. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks for this Saturday morning laugh - or, reality reminder :)
ReplyDeleteYour kids are still in school? Can we send a couple your way till the end of YOUR school year? ;-)
ReplyDeleteSorry, Willie, but you wouldn't get much relief. School here will be done by the middle of next week. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAh, yes -- those dratted headlines! Hope your weekend wasn't so newsworthy ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'd do more exercise, if my body didn't rebel each time I tried to start a regimen!